This Is Just So Unexpected
10/21/03 Filed in: Poppycock
The Associated Press reports
David Gest Sues Liza Minnelli for $10M.
I recall just a few months ago how much in love these two kids were. It's a damn shame, I tell ya.
Did they not have the traditional "If anyone present knows of any reason why these two should not be wed, speak now..."? Surely somebody would've spoken up. Maybe not Michael Jackson, or Elizabeth Taylor, or even Barbara Walters, but why oh why would David Hasselhoff keep his trap shut?
Oh, wait...that's right: EVERYBODY was too busy stifling guffaws to protest anything.
I can't wait for the movie.
"Producer David Gest sued Liza Minnelli for $10 million Tuesday, accusing his estranged wife of alcohol-fueled violence that caused neurological damage and headaches. Gest, 50, alleges in court papers that Minnelli, 57, flew into drunken rages on several occasions on both sides of the Atlantic, insulting and striking him......"
I recall just a few months ago how much in love these two kids were. It's a damn shame, I tell ya.
Did they not have the traditional "If anyone present knows of any reason why these two should not be wed, speak now..."? Surely somebody would've spoken up. Maybe not Michael Jackson, or Elizabeth Taylor, or even Barbara Walters, but why oh why would David Hasselhoff keep his trap shut?
Oh, wait...that's right: EVERYBODY was too busy stifling guffaws to protest anything.
I can't wait for the movie.
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