Bare Midriffs
High School Tony Awards
06/18/08 Filed in: Hoohaw
Gotta love The Onion:
High School Tony Awards Honor Nation's Biggest Drama
Club Nerds
I wish we had this when I was in school. I totally
would’ve rocked the
Best Performance By A White Kid In Yellowface
award:
Douglas Coler as The King in
The King & I,
Madeira High School, 1978
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One Series Down, One to Go
06/07/07 Filed in: Bunkum
After 14 years,
Emilio Estevez
finally gets his
team the Stanley Cup.
The President must be very proud.
The Ducks did it with the support of these folks, The Power Play.
It turns out that the Ottawa Senators, recently returned to the NHL, forgot to hire a similar group.
So, the fans had to watch hockey instead.
Now it's on to the NBA Finals. As luck would have it, both teams have seen the error of the Senators' ways and have employed their own secret weapons for this contest. First, Western Conference Champs, the San Antonio Spurs:
The Silver Dancers, in this photo anyway, look like refugees from the IceCapades.
Eastern Conference Champs, the Cleveland Cavaliers, have to work harder because...well, because they're in Cleveland.
The dance team doesn't appear to have a clever moniker of their own, going by the collective name of 'Cavalier Girls".
They also don't appear to have access to much clothing.
My prediction: Spurs in 6.
But the Silver Dancers will be knocked out in 3.
The President must be very proud.
The Ducks did it with the support of these folks, The Power Play.
It turns out that the Ottawa Senators, recently returned to the NHL, forgot to hire a similar group.
So, the fans had to watch hockey instead.
Now it's on to the NBA Finals. As luck would have it, both teams have seen the error of the Senators' ways and have employed their own secret weapons for this contest. First, Western Conference Champs, the San Antonio Spurs:
The Silver Dancers, in this photo anyway, look like refugees from the IceCapades.
Eastern Conference Champs, the Cleveland Cavaliers, have to work harder because...well, because they're in Cleveland.
The dance team doesn't appear to have a clever moniker of their own, going by the collective name of 'Cavalier Girls".
They also don't appear to have access to much clothing.
My prediction: Spurs in 6.
But the Silver Dancers will be knocked out in 3.
