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Eyes Wide Shut

Thanks to an overzealous opthamologist, I spent the morning looking like this.
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Amazingly, I drove home with no complications. Once here though, I managed to open a gash over my left eye by smacking into the door to the sun room. Oddly enough, I was closing said door, but I was apparently disoriented by the strong contrast between the dark kitchen and the very bright porch and bounced the sucker off my own hand and into my brow. This takes extraordinary skill and is not for the faint-hearted.

Need I remind you that I rock?


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