Eyes Wide Shut
05/21/07 Filed in: Folderol
Thanks to an overzealous opthamologist, I spent the
morning looking like this.
Amazingly, I drove home with no complications.
Once here though, I managed to open a gash over my
left eye by smacking into the door to the sun room.
Oddly enough, I was closing said door, but I
was apparently disoriented by the strong contrast
between the dark kitchen and the very bright porch
and bounced the sucker off my own hand and into my
brow. This takes extraordinary skill and is not for
the faint-hearted.
Need I remind you that I rock?
Need I remind you that I rock?
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